Sports.

All I really want is sports.

And in the morning it's sports.

Cause in the evening it's sports.

Back in the day,

There were these sports around the way.

I didn't really want to play.

But could I watch? They said, "You may."

There are all kinds and that's OK.

The games are "Home" or they're "Away."

Let's yell about some sports today.